April 2012
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crowvon liked your post: so if i figure out how to work a mean girls…
that doesnt answer my question von
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so if i figure out how to work a mean girls reference into a fic do i need to stop
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March 2012
newdestroyman:
ac stretches her followers’ dashboards with a really long text post
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Anonymous asked: there is.
I wonder if there’s anyone out there that wishes I would follow them and whenever I pop up on their dash they sit there and mutter “fucking bitch just follow me already I’M YOUR BIGGEST FAN AND I’LL FOLLOW YOU UNTIL YOU LOVE ME. FIGURATIVELY AND LITERALLY”.
a hilarious joke
duckytier:
url-goes-here:
ifonlyyoudream:
tanku:
three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.
why?
because the un deux trois quatre...
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Reblog if you want your followers to tell you who...
Celeb-wise
Tumblr-wise
Character-Wise
christianmingle:
party rockers? in my house?
thelaurenproject:
what if for April Fools’ Day
tumblr goes down
just stays down all day
and every time you refresh it’s just Karp’s face like
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saturdaithe14th said: Can I have the pony thing please?
no get out
FACT: If you attempt to kidnap a queer, or a queer...
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peetasfakeleg:
I have this condition which makes me think im funny when im not
dad: i cant believe they made movie about the snorlax
This box around my text posts defends me from anyone who reblogs and adds a sassy reply
so how about we do that thing where you put a... →
they might not all be up until tomorrow or monday but i’ll do ‘em.
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assandtittiesstuck replied to your post: kyrianne replied to your post: Fell down a hill….
no your name’s derk
im gonna cry omg
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kyrianne replied to your post: Fell down a hill. Ow.
did you break your crown
is my name jack
i didnt think so
whats the html code for a social life
<go> </outside>
404 error
Fell down a hill.
Ow.
sherlienomates asked: Hi there
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other things i found
- pimp cane
- shoes i forgot i owned
- one of those old toys that are literally a pony head on a stick
- MY GOOD BELT
- a green fabric belt, someone tell me why i couldnt find that on st patricks day please
- three blue fabric belts
- a baseball
- my gt vriska boots
- my hand sewing kit
- a pair of embroidery scissors
- multiple shirts i was looking for
- a purse with a quarter and a...
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wow i found my glasses holy shit
androgynousapolegetic:
facepalmx2combo:
i wonder how pissed my mom would be if i didnt wear a dress to this dinner
tell her the stars aren’t right for a dress tonight
HEY GEORGE SOMEONE BEAT YOU TO A REFERENCE TODAY yes this is good reasoning thank you
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i wonder how pissed my mom would be if i didnt wear a dress to this dinner
me: this song is so good i think i'll listen to it on repeat for a little while
50 plays later
me: ok maybe just one more listen
127 plays later
me: well
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