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so if i figure out how to work a mean girls reference into a fic do i need to stop
newdestroyman: ac stretches her followers’ dashboards with a really long text post
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I wonder if there’s anyone out there that wishes I would follow them and whenever I pop up on their dash they sit there and mutter “fucking bitch just follow me already I’M YOUR BIGGEST FAN AND I’LL FOLLOW YOU UNTIL YOU LOVE ME. FIGURATIVELY AND LITERALLY”.
a hilarious joke
duckytier: url-goes-here: ifonlyyoudream: tanku: three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found. why? because the un deux trois quatre...
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christianmingle: party rockers? in my house?
thelaurenproject: what if for April Fools’ Day tumblr goes down just stays down all day and every time you refresh it’s just Karp’s face like
saturdaithe14th said: Can I have the pony thing please? no get out
FACT: If you attempt to kidnap a queer, or a queer...
peetasfakeleg: I have this condition which makes me think im funny when im not
dad: i cant believe they made movie about the snorlax
This box around my text posts defends me from anyone who reblogs and adds a sassy reply
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they might not all be up until tomorrow or monday but i’ll do ‘em.
assandtittiesstuck replied to your post: kyrianne replied to your post: Fell down a hill…. no your name’s derk im gonna cry omg
kyrianne replied to your post: Fell down a hill. Ow. did you break your crown is my name jack i didnt think so
whats the html code for a social life <go> </outside> 404 error
Fell down a hill. Ow.
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other things i found
- pimp cane - shoes i forgot i owned - one of those old toys that are literally a pony head on a stick - MY GOOD BELT - a green fabric belt, someone tell me why i couldnt find that on st patricks day please - three blue fabric belts - a baseball - my gt vriska boots - my hand sewing kit - a pair of embroidery scissors - multiple shirts i was looking for - a purse with a quarter and a...
wow i found my glasses holy shit
androgynousapolegetic: facepalmx2combo: i wonder how pissed my mom would be if i didnt wear a dress to this dinner tell her the stars aren’t right for a dress tonight HEY GEORGE SOMEONE BEAT YOU TO A REFERENCE TODAY yes this is good reasoning thank you
i wonder how pissed my mom would be if i didnt wear a dress to this dinner
me: this song is so good i think i'll listen to it on repeat for a little while
50 plays later
me: ok maybe just one more listen
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